Difference between revisions of "A random day in aMule development"
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| + | <Xaignar> I was thinking of it was a fucked translated string | ||
| + | <Kry> wxString CastItoSpeed(uint32 bytes) | ||
| + | <Kry> { | ||
| + | <Kry> if (bytes < 1024) | ||
| + | <Kry> return wxString::Format(wxT("%u %s"), bytes, _("bytes/sec")); | ||
| + | <Kry> else if (bytes < 1048576) | ||
| + | <Kry> return wxString::Format(wxT("%.2f %s"), bytes / 1024.0, _("kB/s")); | ||
| + | <Kry> else | ||
| + | <Kry> return wxString::Format(wxT("%.2f %s"), bytes / 1048576.0, _("MB/s")); | ||
| + | <Kry> } | ||
| + | <Kry> this one crashes to | ||
| + | <Kry> get the pattern? | ||
| + | <Xaignar> Yes! Functions are unstable! We must move everything into main()! | ||
| + | <Kry> yup | ||
| + | <Kry> let's go. | ||
| + | <Xaignar> But! Main is a function! We are doomed! Doomed! | ||
| + | <Kry> DOOMED I SAY! | ||
| + | * Kry pokes uberpenguin | ||
| + | <Xaignar> We must switch to asm immediatly! | ||
| + | <Kry> asm has functions! | ||
| + | <Xaignar> Fuck it! We'll have to write our own functionless OS! | ||
| + | <Kry> we can't! | ||
| + | <Kry> because to write it, we have to use a program, and programs hav functions! | ||
| + | <Kry> hence poisoning all! | ||
| + | <Xaignar> No! There is hope! We just need a magnetic needle and a steady hand! | ||
| + | <Kry> or or we can search for those card-oriented programming old computers! | ||
| + | <Xaignar> But I hardly know any cardgames! | ||
| + | <Kry> Nor do I! | ||
| + | <Kry> DOOMED I SAY! | ||
| + | <Kry> let's use monkey to code | ||
| + | <Kry> bugginess of function will be nullified by cooleness-fu of monkeys. | ||
| + | <Xaignar> But where will we get the bananas!? | ||
| + | <Xaignar> And how will we stop strangers from punching our monkeys!? | ||
| + | <Kry> we can use banana-flavoured siroup on strangers, and monkeys will eat them. | ||
| + | <Kry> see, 2 problems solved- | ||
| + | <Xaignar> But eating guillible end-users will surely cause the monkeys to become so fat that they can't hold the hole-punchers! | ||
| + | <Kry> you're wrong, because the monkeys are always using those hamster-like-wheels to power the computers | ||
| + | <Kry> making a truly independent environment. | ||
| + | <stefanero> Kry, shoudl we maybe include amps in our sourcecode? to be able to "fix" it a little faster ;) | ||
| + | <-- Kry has kicked stefanero (don't interrupt global domination plans!) | ||
And uh, yeah, it's like that everyday. | And uh, yeah, it's like that everyday. | ||
Latest revision as of 02:13, 23 January 2006
This example conversation is taken from the aMule development channel, where we plan global domination and monkey-slaving.
<Xaignar> I was thinking of it was a fucked translated string
<Kry> wxString CastItoSpeed(uint32 bytes)
<Kry> {
<Kry> if (bytes < 1024)
<Kry> return wxString::Format(wxT("%u %s"), bytes, _("bytes/sec"));
<Kry> else if (bytes < 1048576)
<Kry> return wxString::Format(wxT("%.2f %s"), bytes / 1024.0, _("kB/s"));
<Kry> else
<Kry> return wxString::Format(wxT("%.2f %s"), bytes / 1048576.0, _("MB/s"));
<Kry> }
<Kry> this one crashes to
<Kry> get the pattern?
<Xaignar> Yes! Functions are unstable! We must move everything into main()!
<Kry> yup
<Kry> let's go.
<Xaignar> But! Main is a function! We are doomed! Doomed!
<Kry> DOOMED I SAY!
* Kry pokes uberpenguin
<Xaignar> We must switch to asm immediatly!
<Kry> asm has functions!
<Xaignar> Fuck it! We'll have to write our own functionless OS!
<Kry> we can't!
<Kry> because to write it, we have to use a program, and programs hav functions!
<Kry> hence poisoning all!
<Xaignar> No! There is hope! We just need a magnetic needle and a steady hand!
<Kry> or or we can search for those card-oriented programming old computers!
<Xaignar> But I hardly know any cardgames!
<Kry> Nor do I!
<Kry> DOOMED I SAY!
<Kry> let's use monkey to code
<Kry> bugginess of function will be nullified by cooleness-fu of monkeys.
<Xaignar> But where will we get the bananas!?
<Xaignar> And how will we stop strangers from punching our monkeys!?
<Kry> we can use banana-flavoured siroup on strangers, and monkeys will eat them.
<Kry> see, 2 problems solved-
<Xaignar> But eating guillible end-users will surely cause the monkeys to become so fat that they can't hold the hole-punchers!
<Kry> you're wrong, because the monkeys are always using those hamster-like-wheels to power the computers
<Kry> making a truly independent environment.
<stefanero> Kry, shoudl we maybe include amps in our sourcecode? to be able to "fix" it a little faster ;)
<-- Kry has kicked stefanero (don't interrupt global domination plans!)
And uh, yeah, it's like that everyday.
